Tuesday, 23 June 2009
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Questions that need to be answered.....
These are just some questions that need to be answered and through talking to women this is what I have come up with...let me know what you think...
Do women really want to change us..??
YES - Not into someone entirely different though - think of it more as remodelling. Its just little things (apparently). They want you to learn to ask for directions, put your dirty socks in the laundry, work out more, ditch beers with mates for romantic evenings with them, remember their birthday and trim our pubic hair.
Is this really a surprise? You would probably like them to shop less, cook more and be more amenable to blowjobs. Only thing is we are supposedly too lazy to do anything about it and women are not.....hmmmm
Do they really NOT want us to solve their problems?
YES - Women enjoy talking...(no surprise there!!) They are happiest harping on and on about the most trivial matter for hours. When they have a problem, they like to talk about it, analyse it and pick at it bones. When we jump in and "solve" the problem, we are robbing them of the chance to talk....and thats no fun to them....
Do you really give a shit about the toilet seat left up?
NO - Oh my God....I never thought this would be the case but apparently this just proves that they are dating a real man who is not going to acquiesce to their every whim. They will still bitch about it though, Why? Because they are walking contradictions and apparently that is something that we will just have to deal with....
Hugging after sex. Come on now...Really?
Okay, this was a quote from a few ladies "GET OVER YOURSELVES AND JUST FUCKING DO IT" You may even enjoy it, and after ten minutes when you are ready to go again, they might be too....
Do you really talk about penises all day?
ALL DAY NO - After several cocktails, yes....
Something to think about...
Laterz
Irish
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